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Terrorist (to his wife): Honey, I am going out for lunch with a few friends.
Wife: Okay fine. So you dont need your "tiffin box" today?

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Terrorist in Delhi (TiD) calls his friend Terrorist in Chennai (TiC)
TiD: Hows you dude? How was the weekend?
TiC: Pretty boring machcha. Did nothing. Stayed home all day. How was your weekend?
TiD: Awesome. We had a blast!
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Anonymous said…
:-/

i want to laugh, but u knw that lil boy.. makes me feel so sad.

and nice new look.
October 02, 2008 10:41 PM
Bit Hawk said…
@veens
It was never meant to make one laugh! It was just a way to vent out my anger.
October 14, 2008 2:36 PM
Mona said…
so its the wives who are the 'real' culprits eh? :D

Yea, terrorism of any kind sucks!

Thanks for the visit at my blog!
October 14, 2008 5:48 PM
Jay said…
Light humour. Nice
November 11, 2008 10:29 PM
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